Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Boobs speak an international language.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
