sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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