I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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