So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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