we're blogging at a bar
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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