return my video game
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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