My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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