how can u be prego again
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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