just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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