somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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