the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I supernannyed him into submission
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