at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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