Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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