...so i touched it.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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