I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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