If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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