Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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