You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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