But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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