another moral hangover. fuck.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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