At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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