...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
