...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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