I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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