Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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