Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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