how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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