I think I am morally bankrupt
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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