STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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