You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Randomize
