Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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