eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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