What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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