Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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