Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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