You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
