Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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