no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Randomize
