explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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