whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
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