Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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