It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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