: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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