Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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