i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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