3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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