I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
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