She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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