i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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