Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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